It's right at the edge of being legal. Half of the things are in the grey area. The other half is already outlawed. It's your daily life, of course. All my herbs are super natural and legal! No drugs, only magic.
€55 per hour
🧑⚕️'m here if you need to talk.
💆'm here if you need to Reiki.
🧑🏭'm here if you need to let it out.
€11 per gram
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Morning Glory Seeds, Caapi, Damiana
Duration: 1 hour
🥒
Salvia Divinorum, Blue Lotus Flowers, Bacopa Monnieri, Wild Dagga
Duration: 1 hour
🧚🏻
Mugwort
Duration: 30 minutes
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Bacopa Monnieri, Kanna, Trichilia Catigua
Duration: 2 hours
🍭
Mugwort
Duration: 30 minutes
🌹
Rosa Acicularis,
Duration: 30 minutes
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Ashwaghandha, Brahmi, Chamomile
Time: x hours
🐨
Cebil Seeds, Passion Flower, Trichilia
Duration: 1 hour
🦄
Mugwort
Duration: 30 minutes
🐉
Mugwort
Duration: 30 minutes
👵🏽
Mugwort
Duration: 30 minutes
👳🏿
Mugwort
Duration: 30 minutes
€33 per vial
I shouldn't really call it a "De Coction". Because grammatically correct infusion of its name and essence would be an "In Fusion". Defusion of your karmic bomb. 👌🏻l'émotion!
Ipomoea Tricolor, Salvia Divinorum, Calea Zacatechichi, Turnera Diffusa, Nymphaea Caerulea
Form: infusion
Duration: x-x hours
Divine enchantment contra vanity, or, paraprasing Christ, a gateway to immortality! A getaway, to get away from the mundanity. 🪄*divanity!*
Anadenanthera Colubrina, Peganum Harmala, Salvia Divinorum, Nymphaea Caerulea
Form: decoction
Duration: 6-8 hours
He👹dwells in shadows of your mind. Here, take this potion. Now, go fight!
Artemisia Vulgaris, Calliandra Angustifolia, Peganum Harmala, Banisteriopsis Caapi
Form: decoction
Duration: x-x hours
A cosmic joke that I revere myself as me. Because I really am the 🌌, you see? Such .com, so sic.
Argyreia Nervosa, Peganum Harmala, Artemisia Vulgaris
Form: decoction
Duration: x-x hours
I don't like Kurt Cobain and his cocaine. He must be very dead by now. Not worth it. Vive la 27 Club et viv' la mort! 🎸*R.I.P. Rap Rapé!* It rhymes, ok?
Rapé, Artemisia Vulgaris, Anadenanthera Colubrina
Form: snuff
Duration: x-x hours
Just tried to make a reverence to someone that I knew. Her name was Gigi. Left me with a broken car. In Melbourne. Gigi, I still [words for karma] you.💔
Calea Zacatechichi, Artemisia Vulgaris, Argyreia Nervosa, Lactuca Virosa
Form: infusion
Duration: x-x hours
I wake up in the middle of the light. I see this word. Hope, it's alright. It was 'alright', now comma, now the 'now', now ',', separating 'now' from '💡'
Ipomoea Tricolor, Artemisia Vulgaris, Turnera Diffusa, Nymphaea Caerulea
Form: infusion
Duration: x-x hours
Leonotis Leonurus: Wild Dagga; Artemisia Vulgaris: Mugwort; Nymphaea Caerulea: Egyptian Lotus; Silene Capensis: Dream Root; Turnera Diffusa: Damiana; Pedicularis Densiflora: ... Of course, I meant Wild Dagga. 👮🏿♀️alles gut
Leonotis Leonurus, Artemisia Vulgaris, Silene Capensis, Turnera Diffusa, Pedicularis Densiflora
Form: decoction
Duration: x-x hours
🧑🏾💻{while(time!=0){indra=111;indra_mahadev="555"+indra; time=indra_mahadev;
indra_mahadev=-1;return;}exit;};
Anadenanthera Colubrina, Silene Capensis, Calliandra Angustifolia
Form: elixir
Duration: x-x hours
...souh-ma-a-a-vahn-na-a-a-ra-hant...
...ha-ra-*counts the💸*-de-e-e-va...chant
Salvia Divinorum, Lactuca Virosa, Zornia Latifolia, Pedicularis Densiflora
Form: infusion
Duration: x-x hours
Enjoy your Bobinsane like I enjoy its name. Unleash the Bobinsanity. Be like the Billie Eilish. Wear 🥾 that must have realized eternity.
Calliandra Angustifolia (Bobinsana), Banisteriopsis Caapi, Jurema Tenuiflora
Form: decoction
Duration: x-x hours
Form: random tea with honey
Duration: *looks at the price*
Price: €3
€22 per vial
⚕️Blended for relaxation, spiritual clarity, and deepening your meditative and spiritual practices, princess.
Coconut Oil, Wild Dagga, Ashwagandha, Ylang-Ylang Oil
Form: massage oil
Duration: until rinsed
€3.99 per food
Honey, I'm the homiest🐝
Zingiber Officinale, Rosa, Honey, Citrus Paradisi
Form: honey jam
Duration: 30 minutes
All aboard the Willibonkit® train!🍫
Theobroma Cacao, Honey, Nescafé Classic, Bos Taurus Milk
Form: chocolate
Duration: 1 hour
Dried durian. 1 small piece🌴
Durio Zibethinus
Form: dried organism
Duration: 1 hour
The dual force of ancient nature🌳
Bos Taurus Milk, Honey
Form: ice cream
Duration: 1 hour
The dual force of ancient nature🌳 and modern science🥼
Bos Taurus Milk, Optimum Nutrition Protein
Form: infusion
Duration: 30 minutes
The dual force of ancient nature🌳 and modern science🥼, plus Nescafé ☕
Bos Taurus Milk, Optimum Nutrition Protein, Nescafé Classic
Form: warm infusion
Duration: 90 minutes
𓀨 𓀿 𓁏 𓁟
A budget-friendly yoga mat.
Duration: potentially, a lifetime (if never used)
Price: €55
𓁢 𓁣 𓁢 𓁤 𓁦 𓁶 𓀌 𓀌 𓀌 𓂶 𓂀
A golden ankh.
Duration: potentially, a few lifetimes (if used)
Price: €555
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A golden Jesus. The cross is sold separately.
Duration: at least 33 years (before turning into a major religion)
Price: SOLD OUT
Girl, look at that buddha (Ah)
Goney, I'm hone + Yoga + Harry Protein
Only: €99 (save €9.98)
Such dealed!
So Ma + Thai Massage
Only: €99 (save €33)
All hail the mighty dragon!
Sex + Soaring Oil Princess
Only: €222 (save €22)
Up to 8 hours. You can even rapé me.
Everything in the menu + Rapé >_< (optional)
Only: €222 (save the shaman)
1 drink. 2 vapes. 3(!)hours.
1 wine + 2 aromas + 3 hours of Exorcism
Only: €222 (save €-2)
The value of it!
Any 3 positions (not the ankh) will cost you like 2.5
Only: for now